Chants and songs.

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  • #9786

    Ben Cooper
    Keymaster

    What will we sing for Cresswell now James Tomkins has left? Or do you have any ideas for new chants? Post your ideas here!

  • #10640

    Tavender
    Participant

    You’re sofiane you probably think this song is about you!

    • #10642

      Ben Cooper
      Keymaster

      That’s perfect. To the tune of Carly Simon’s ‘You are so vain ‘

  • #10732

    Jamo
    Participant

    I guess we just change ‘Tomkins’ for Noble.

    How about for when we play Spurs and they sing their Glory Glory song:

    Feghouli ghouli hallelujah
    Who needs Alli or Lamela
    Eriksen or Eric Dier
    When we’ve got Sofiane ane ane!

  • #11171

    Jamo
    Participant

    I say a BOOM BOOM BOOM
    let me hear you say Ayew – AYEW!

    • #11210

      kernow
      Participant

      Will be amazed if the Boom Boom doesn’t catch on!

      • #11212

        Ben Cooper
        Keymaster

        I am going to try and get it going at Chelsea 🙂

      • #11241

        Jamo
        Participant

        Especially now Dave Sully tweeted it out.

        Simple to pick up and remember which is essential for a football song. Always best to get them started at away games too.

  • #11174

    Ben Cooper
    Keymaster

    Payet to the left of me,
    Feghouli to the right,
    Here I am stuck in the middle AYEW!

    To the tune of Stuck In The Middle With You’ by Stealers Wheel.

    Credit: unknown person , twitter

  • #11175

    Ben Cooper
    Keymaster

    Sweet Carroll 9,
    Ba ba Baaa!
    I’ve never seen hair so smooth.

    To the tune of Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.

    Credit: KUMB podcast

  • #11179

    Jamo
    Participant

    Tot he Tune of The Beatles – saw her standing there

    He wears Shirt 16
    You know who I mean
    and the way he plays
    is way beyond compare

    Oh why would Slav start with another
    With Mark Noble standing there!

    I have far too much time on my hands!

  • #11196

    Ben Cooper
    Keymaster

    You better fight,
    CLAP CLAP
    For your right,
    CLAP CLAP CLAP
    Feghoooiuli!

    To the tune of ‘Fight for your right’ by the beasty boys.

  • #11199

    Jamo
    Participant

    One sent to me on Twitter which although cheeky would serve a good purpose of replacing the offensive one of the same tune.

    We’ll be running round Tottenham with our Feghouli hanging out…
    Singing we’ve got Tore and Ayew…

  • #11251

    faubert93
    Participant

    Lanzini:

    “He’s….our Itzy Bitzy Teeny Weeny Little Arngenteen Lanzini ”

    To tune of Bombalarina ‘Polka dot Bikini”

    Tore and Cheikou:

    Gokhan, Gokhan Gokhan, Gokhan Gokhan, Gokhan Gokhan TORE!

    Cheikou, Cheikou Cheikou, Cheikou Cheikou, Cheikou Cheik KOUYATE!

    (Based on Yaya / Kolo)

    To the theme tune of the tv programme ‘Arthur’ (Dont ask)

    And i Said hey, HEY!
    What a wonderful place to Play.
    Far better than white hart lane.
    And we didn’t pay a Penny!

  • #11252

    faubert93
    Participant

    OH OH OH HE’S MAGIC
    YOU KNOW
    MICHAIL ANTONIO-O

    To tune of Pilot – Oh Ho Ho It’s Magic

    • This reply was modified 1 year, 3 months ago by  faubert93.
    • #11254

      Ben Cooper
      Keymaster

      Haha, decent effort. Used to sing that one for Amalfitano.

  • #11829

    Jamo
    Participant

    To the tune of Hakuna Matata from the Lion King:

    So-Fiane Feghouli – he’ll get up in your face
    So-Fiane Feghouli, with his blistering pace
    Your defence worried, for the rest of the day
    Un-Be-Lievably
    we got him on a free
    So-Fiane Feghouli

  • #11831

    Jamo
    Participant

    For all you ABBA fans out there…

    Knowing me knowing you – ZAZA
    There is nothing he can’t do
    Knowing me knowing you- ZAZA
    You just have to face it next time he’s through
    The answer isn’t to hack him down my friend, cos he’s not on Pens
    Simone Zaza knowing you
    You’re better than Zizou

  • #11924

    Jamo
    Participant

    After seeing Antonio in his England press conference I’d last years chant to catch on.

    To the tune of 99 Red Balloons:

    Oh Michail Antonio – The lad in claret n blue you know
    Hear the west ham start to sing
    as he’s marauding down the wing
    he’s in the box and in the air
    Antonio is everywhere
    He can’t be caught so don’t you try
    As Michail Antonio goes by – la la la la la la

    • #12612

      Craig Podevin
      Moderator

      “After seeing Antonio in his England press conference I’d last years chant to catch on.

      To the tune of 99 Red Balloons:

      Oh Michail Antonio – The lad in claret n blue you know
      Hear the west ham start to sing
      as he’s marauding down the wing
      he’s in the box and in the air
      Antonio is everywhere
      He can’t be caught so don’t you try
      As Michail Antonio goes by – la la la la la la”

      I love this from Jamo

  • #12062

    MancHammer
    Participant

    Simone – ooohooooh,
    Simone – ooohooooh,
    He comes from Italy
    We bought him ‘cos of Andy’s knee

  • #12533

    Hammergirl
    Participant

    Thankyou very much for our brand new stadium
    Thankyou very much, thank you very very very much etc etc (The Scaffold)

    My old man said follow West Ham
    You just can’t believe the way they play
    I’ve seen them lose when there’s six goals in it
    Also seen them win when there’s no chance in it
    We’ve Payet, Lanzini, Antonio and Byram
    Kouyate and Noble free to roam
    I can’t stop watching and waiting and hoping
    We’ll be singing all the way home

    And wait until about 50s in….

    Oh Oh Antonio, Michail Antonio
    He’s our Antonio, superstar Antonio

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